Market Notes December 23rd, 2021
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TWENTY-SEVENTH ANNUAL CULINARY SPECIALTY PRODUCE CHRISTMAS SONG (To the tune of – OH HOLY NIGHT) |
Oh red-eye flight Why must you be so cruel
Please don’t bump my basil Back in the ground we lay you
Keep it safe and do not let it freeze Please, stay inside
If you get it right To receivers you must hide
My customers pay in full You know we tried
We’ll be avoiding another credit squeeze So don’t grow
We air ship every day You must abide
Use train boat truck to get there
But all along the way Oh Omicron
We’re pulling out all our hair Please don’t kill my workers
Oh, won’t you please They’ve been shot twice & once with a boost
Oh hear, hear out leaves We’ve all been put upon
Oh flight, keep flying From Covid and virus lurkers
Through the night And for a year all stayed close to the roost
The pesto cried It seems not long ago
But it is thirty years and counting
Oh holy sprout Shipping produce to and fro
Not radish, pea, or mung bean And the pressure is still mounting
It’s the ones who grow out of our spuds So thank you very much
When you pop out white We must, must stay in touch
You might as well just turn green So we take
You’ll get tossed in a pile that are duds A breath to say
We Keep you nice and cool Have a great
We gas you and we spray you Great holiday!
FROM US AND OURS TO YOU AND YOURS WE WISH YOU A SAFE HAPPY AND HEALTHY HOLIDAY SEASON
MARKET NOTES AND PRODUCE QUIZ WILL RETURN THURSDAY JAN 6, 2022
Call 908-789-4700 –Lisa or Richard– Fax 908-789-4702 Visit us at www.culinaryproduce.com “like” us @ Culinary Specialty Produce on Facebook© Culinary Specialty Produce, Inc., 2020