Market Notes DECEMBER 22nd, 2022
TWENTY-EIGHTH ANNUAL CULINARY SPECIALTY PRODUCE
CHRISTMAS SONG
(To the tune of – WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS)
We wish there were no tornados We wish that all the hackers
We wish there were more tomatoes Have their hands replaced by crackers
But that’s the way the produce goes They wreak havoc and they are slackers
They’ll be more next year So get them out of here
We ship what we can The Ransomware sucks
And when fields are bare They’ll never get paid
We’ll scour the planet The cloud and third party
And find it somewhere Means we’re not afraid
We wish for some great potatoes We wish for lots of orders
We wish our empty truck shows We hope they cross the borders
We hope that it loads and goes We try not to be hoarders
So it will get here But let us make this clear
The roads are a mess Your orders must fill
They keep loading less Be on time and complete
The produce we ordered For if we don’t do this
Becomes just a guess Your clients won’t eat
We wish that you will be happy We wish you a merry season
We wish you would not be snappy We hope that it will be pleasin
We wish product is not crappy We hope that there is no treason
When we get it to you Into the new year
We call every day We’re thankful for you
Track orders for you Throughout the whole year
We get carrier crazy So let’s take a moment
When it doesn’t come through And toast in good cheer
FROM US AND OURS TO YOU AND YOURS WISHING YOU A HAPPY, HEALTHY AND SAFE HOLIDAY SEASON
The answer to last weeks quiz is….PASSION FRUIT….Congrats to all Winners!
Call 908-789-4700 –Lisa or Richard– Fax 908-789-4702 Visit us at www.culinaryproduce.com “like” us @ Culinary Specialty Produce on Facebook© Culinary Specialty Produce, Inc., 2020