Market Notes
December 21st, 2023
TWENTY-NINETH ANNUAL CULINARY SPECIALTY PRODUCE
CHRISTMAS SONG
(To the tune of – HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS)
Here come organic laws, Here comes intelligence
Brand new organic flaws Artificial intelligence
Shoved right down our throat Picking all our fruit
The same information They drive the tractors
Billed five times Plant the trees
Makes the certifiers dance and gloat And pack it all to boot
They cannot wait for vendors late They don’t complain they don’t feel pain
They charge more while the vendors beg please Just a charge and some WD
The words will change to increase the range Eventually they’ll replace us all
Of those who pay their fees. And then there is no we.
Here comes flight delays, Here comes micro greens
Here comes trucks late days Here comes clipped French beans
Sliding in your dock Ready for chefs and the retail store
New laws say Over 29 years
The drivers must stay We’ve overcome great fears
But they are still on the time clock Now you can hear us roar
They dwell ‘til BOL is swell This would not be true if it wasn’t for you
And all receiving is correct We are grateful every day
But they won’t know just where to go So let’s make it clear, we’re glad you’re here
If anything is left. Have a happy holiday!
THE ANSWERS TO LAST WEEKS QUIZ IS ON HOLIDAY AND WILL BE PUBLISHED 1-4-2024
MARKET NOTES & PRODUCE QUIZ WILL RETURN THURSDAY, JANUARY 4, 2024
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